Inappropriate Material
A close friend of mine named Scarabina recently sent me the following highly irreverent list of titles that The Chronicles would have borne if she had written them:
Dung
Dung Mess
Children from Dung
God Emporium of Dung
Hairy Ticks with Dung
Crapperhouse: Dung
She hasn't read the House series yet—or else the Muse failed her?—because she continues:
The Buttholian Jihad
The Marchin' Crappade
The Battle of Cacca
And last but not least (that would be any of the Legends, I should think),
Hunters of Dung
She is, as you can see, a bit preoccupied with matters scatological.
Dung
Dung Mess
Children from Dung
God Emporium of Dung
Hairy Ticks with Dung
Crapperhouse: Dung
She hasn't read the House series yet—or else the Muse failed her?—because she continues:
The Buttholian Jihad
The Marchin' Crappade
The Battle of Cacca
And last but not least (that would be any of the Legends, I should think),
Hunters of Dung
She is, as you can see, a bit preoccupied with matters scatological.
posted by SandChigger | 3:51 PM
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Sorry, Old Bean, but the famous Penny Arcade comic goes some place I don't want to...too far.
I guess I could be accused of the same, replacing "dune" with "dung" in all of the book titles. I'm not trying to make a comment about the content of the books, though...just playing with the one-letter E ~ G difference between two words and the whole chigger ~ tick ~ dung beetle bug thing.
Sorry if I gave the wrong impression. To me, nothing is sacred. But non-combatants (=persons not directly involved in a discussion/argument) are inviolate and sacrosanct.
(Except for TAZ, of course. It's open season on that nimrod any place and any time.)
Oh bummer, I wanted to read the comment that goes "too far". Your friend is definately interested in matters scatological. Pretty funny though--I'm a toilet humor kind of guy :)
The jab at TAZ did not go unnoticed :)
Yes, your friend is very interested in matters scatological :) I wanted to read the post that went "too far." Your jab at TAZ did not go unnoticed :)
sorry for the double post there chig, my nazi network gave me the impression I was blocked, but entered the comment anyway. The jack-booted network security thugs here have blocked my access to most things interesting--which is why I can't get on the dune novels forum page at work anymore--but they haven't figured out to block your blog yet. you are my sole source of dune entertainment at present--and serve admirably in that department :) Feel free (of course, its your site) to delete one....
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