The New, Improved Paul Atreides! Now 100% More Absorbant!

Oh, how do you mend
a broken hea-a-art?

Well, if you're the new Paul Atreides, you just set your mind to it and you can repair all the damaged cells.

And how can he do these things?

Because he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!

Just not the one Omnius wants. But why worry over the small details. These hack authors certainly don't!

Oh...and the best part? The part that will have the Brawny Man as green as the Jolly Green Giant with envy?

The way he can reabsorb all the blood that leaked out of the hole in his heart and onto the floor BACK into his body.

I've got a hole in my heart right now, too. And it bleeds for what these idiots have done to Dune.

Unforgivable.

Jonannah in da belly o' da...worm?

Just one of the interesting little tidbits that were revealed during DuneCon Mini:East 2007. (Why didn't you mention that one, ARCangel?)

What would you do to pass the time if you found yourself in the gullet of the behemoth?

Well...our girl decides to lie down and roll around in the spice essence juices. Gets herself right sopping.

Different strokes, I guess.

But dat be how da girl got da worm stank on her.

(People, I COULDN'T make this shit up if I tried.)

Psssst! It's "Hoary" not "Hairy".

My other (thus far underutilized) blog, I mean.

It's "Hoary Tales of Dune", not "Hairy Tales of Dune".

NOT that the latter wouldn't work as well....