I want this guy's copy!

Because we obviously didn't read the same book.

The Campblog Archive - Dune Seven

(Scroll down to Wednesday, April 18, 2007. Like the Sandworms "Blog" on Dune Novels, this blog is just a series of webpages with no commenting.)

'Course, I guess he couldn't very well write "My wife gave me a piece of sh*t for VD", could he?

(That's "Valentine's Day", you reprobates.)

Here's another view I can more agree with. (Anyone who quotes Alanis can't be wrong, right?)